Zach Tilson – Nike’s On My Feet

Watch the way this dudes moves throughout the video. He looks like an over-weight epileptic penguin, shaking and waddling entirely off beat. Watch from 1:00 – 1:03 and try not to smile…hahaha, it’s impossible, right?! Dude’s got rhythm like Helen Keller.

Zac Tilson, don’t quit your day job…which I’m sure is being a mall security guard. Nothing against that profession, but I’m just saying, you look like you should be a mall security guard…not a rapper. Stop rapping. Seriously. Now awkwardlly waddle your ass away from the microphone.


Leave a Reply