Chad HBK Haynez – F*ck With Me (Bought Views)

Hey Chad, Prepare to be Fucked With:

By: Young Bro Hard

We’ve hit an all time low with this one guys. This video contains just about everything wrong with up and comers in this game.

First and foremost: Bought views. I really can’t go too much further than what my writing accomplices have already said. Please watch this beautifully done video by our bearded founder, on the problems and pitfalls of buying fake followers/views.

Jai Paul’s “BTSTU” sample has been one of the more used tracks for producers and rappers lately, one, because it sounds amazing and is incredibly catchy, and two, because Drake hopped on it a few years back which of course inspired the likes of all to do the same.  I don’t think I’d ever heard a remix to it that I truly did not enjoy, until young Chad Haynez hopped aboard. I can get over the whiny voice, stereotypical rhyme scheme, and simpleminded vocabulary, however, when I heard three of the most overused hip-hop lines in history, back-to-back-to-back, I had to be talked back from the wood chipper I was about to jump in to.

1) “And that right there is the shit.” Slighty better that “I’M AM THE SHIT, LIKE ME LAST POO.” But, still pretty god-awful.

2) “The shit I don’t like.” As if Chief Keef hadn’t said it enough times.

3) “Just keep it one hundred.” If I hear one more rapper say “I’MMA JUST KEEP IT A HUNNID, AND GRIND ERRYDAY, NAH MEAN?” I will pull the trigger on the gun I’ve been massaging my head with throughout this song.

Lastly, I need to quickly delve in to HBK’s nauseating fashion sense. I don’t usually hate on the clothes anyone wears, because it’s all personal preference and I don’t really care what any artist looks like as long as they make good music. HOWEVER, when I see a skinny white boy dressed as this stupid 2012 hype-beast I have become so familiar with, I loose all faith in the human race. Let me run down what made me cringe during this music video, (besides the song of course, lulz).

Crooks  & Castles hat: Everyone knows that all you need to be a rapper is a microphone and some diggity-dope C & C gear, right? Wrong.

Non-prescription glasses: I am taking a leap of faith and saying the glasses rocked so well in the video are not needed for eye-sight as Chad is clearly seen without them in some of the other scenes. I’m not really sure why non-prescription glasses get me fired-up, (maybe it’s because EVERY white rapper wears them for at least one photo/ video), but they do, and that is that.

Red Solo Cup: Yes, you as a 16 year old boy needs to drink away your sorrows about the loss of a highschool girlfriend, so please, grab the nearest solo cup and fill it up with some of the strongest Natty you can find! (Oh wait…)

Showing off a tattoo: Having a tattoo is a form of expression. In and of itself, it does not make you cooler. 

Pierced nose stud: Are you Tupac? Oh, you’re not? Are you an teenage latino girl? Oh, you’re not? Then take out that silly ass nose ring.

Beats By Dre Headphones: The number of kids that Dr. Dre has brainwashed with his headphones is mind-boggling. They are awful quality headphones, look cheaply produced and un-professional, yet still hundreds and hundreds of dollars get spent to look cooler in front of peers and the media by wearing them. At least Haynez was wearing them around his head, because if they weren’t on his ears, I can guarantee you I would have ripped them off his neck and fed them to the nearest lion, (but if I had seen him in person I would have already called him clown shoes and ripped out his silly nose ring, so I don’t know how much more he could have taken…).

All in all, he looks like a Hi-Rez knock off with less talent, (is that possible?), and raps about issues less relevant than than the whereabouts of The Situation from The Jersey Shore, AND let’s not forget, he buys views to warm his sad little heart up at night! Wanna see how we know he buys views? Look at the picture below.

BMAD | Exposed Bought Youtube Views

Notice how all his views jumped up roughly 10,000 over the course of a couple days and then leveled out with literally no increase after. That is a clear indication that he bought views.

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