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Tim Nihan VS. RiFF RaFF – Larry Bird

VS.

Two delusional whack ass white rappers, two stupid fucking songs called Larry Bird…which one’s worse? The next video with either of these two clowns that mentions Larry Bird better be titled, “Larry Bird smokes 2 idiots in the face with cement basketballs!”

Cato – Camera Zoom

Here’s a word of advice for all you aspiring musicians. If you feel the need to use live footage from your open mic performance, make sure you film from angles that don’t show the 3 person crowd…kinda lose any shred of credibility your fauxhawk didn’t already eliminate when you talk about rocking a crowd and pan the camera to show 3 people clearly being polite.

As if that iMovie music video wasn’t awkward enough, Cato decided to pour salt in the wound and release a behind the scenes video, showcasing all the videos “highlights.” When you watch the behind the scenes video, it kind of makes you sad to actually see how delusional this guy really is about his rap “career.”

JGRAHAM – What Can I Do

Nothing screams “I’m a gangster rapper!” like burning a Lil Romeo book. Hahahahahaha!! If you have red hair and your name isn’t Asher Roth, then you shouldn’t be allowed to rap. Any objections?

Untouchable Mind – Hip-Hop Hypnosis

His mind may be untouchable, but that’s not going to to stop me from smacking this kid upside the head if I ever see him.

So the “concept” for this video is that the recording session is happening in a this guy’s dream…If this is the best he can do in his dreams, then I think his dreams deserve to be shattered. Really diggin the city scape backdrop though…definitely adds some major production value. Fucking clown shoes.